Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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