ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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