community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i dont even know how to be here
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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