At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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