i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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