I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
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she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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