That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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