Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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