So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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