He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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