He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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