My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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