I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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