porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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