just come out here and I will go home with you...
well I can't set my house on fire every night
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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