I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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