; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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