Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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