But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
That's intense
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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