these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
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He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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