Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
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How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
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HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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