she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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