On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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