It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
this is an emotional support booty call
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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