no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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