she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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