nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
he puts the penis in happiness.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
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