Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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