Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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