would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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