Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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