Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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