found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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