if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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