Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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