If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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