I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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