The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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