So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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