New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
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The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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