I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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