Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
This house was built for laser tag.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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