Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I cut my penus on the lid.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
jump out the window naked night went bad
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