YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
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Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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