WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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