I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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