so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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