Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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