kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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