I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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