why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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