I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
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I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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