just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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