So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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