you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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